Posts Tagged: Apple

In other news iPhone 5 release outrages tailors everywhere

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Trouser and fashion designers everywhere were up in arms yesterday after the new and longer iPhone 5 release. A source close to the President of the International Tailors Federation was quoted, “We can’t keep redesigning pockets to keep up with the increase in Smartphone size and length. Pant pocket technology is lagging still at turn [...]

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How Apple wants to change Air Travel

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December 22nd 2011 Apple registered two patents with the US Patent & Trademark Office . This is not exceptional by any means, Apple on any given day probably has a guy sitting waiting for the doors of the Patent office to open.                   These two patents referred to Apple project for hydrogen fuel cell implementation [...]